Global warming now means we’re not going to get any

The global warming scare has officially hit peak stupidity. This time, it’s our sex lives that are, ummm… screwed:

Climate change could claim another victim – our procreation plans.

New research published by the National Bureau of Economic Research suggests that more frequent unexpected hot days leads to fewer couples having sex with the aim of having a baby.

If it was just some doom saying nut waving a bible at me in the street, I wouldn’t give a rats. However, we’re talking about major news publications giving this junk an actual platform and serious money being given to these crooks.

Let’s update the running list of co-ordinated scares leading up to this month’s climate conference in Paris:

  • our sex lives will be ruined.
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