The global warming scare has officially hit peak stupidity. This time, it’s our sex lives that are, ummm… screwed:

Climate change could claim another victim – our procreation plans.

New research published by the National Bureau of Economic Research suggests that more frequent unexpected hot days leads to fewer couples having sex with the aim of having a baby.

If it was just some doom saying nut waving a bible at me in the street, I wouldn’t give a rats. However, we’re talking about major news publications giving this junk an actual platform and serious money being given to these crooks.

Let’s update the running list of co-ordinated scares leading up to this month’s climate conference in Paris:

• Australia’s economy is at stake.

• we only have months left to save the world;

• look at what happened to Mars! (We don’t want to be like Mars do we?);

• the Barrier Reef is toast;

• Western Australia will burn in hell;

• we’re all going to drown; and

• our sex lives will be ruined.